Breasts
The setting is in a teachers staffroom
Teacher 1 is sat down being consoled by Teacher 2 Teacher 1: I just can't do it, I can't go out there without Angela and Pam (Sobs into his hands) Teacher 2: You can! You can do this Teacher 1: But they're my guidance! They lead me the way! Teacher 2: What's so special about them anyway? Why not just get say...a pet dog like everyone else? Teacher 1: Dogs are noisy and smelly. Plus they need training. These beauties were trained from birth. Oh how I miss them. Where could they have gone? Teacher 2: It's your fault for leaving them here - how could you forget to take them home with you? Teacher 1: I don't know! (Sobs) Suddenly there is a knock on the door Teacher 2: (Shouts) come in! The door opens It is the school caretaker The caretaker is holding a pair of false breasts Caretaker: I believe these belong to one of you Teacher 1 stands up in excitment and rushes to the doorway Teacher 1: Angela! Pam! You found them! Teacher 2: (Sighs) thank you...he can't teach without them. Caretaker: I found some student wandering around the hall with them attached to his head Teacher 1: Tell me about it...the little brat's made them lose their shape! Oh well...I guess I can bed them in again... Teacher 1 removes his shirt and puts on the false breasts Pause Teacher 1: It feels a bit... Teacher 2: A bit what? Teacher 1: Runny...wet...like there is some kind of liquid inside them... Caretaker: Oh yeah, did I forget to mention that part? Some students had vomited and urinated inside the breasts, Sir. Teacher 2 sniggers Teacher 1: Why those little bastards (shakes his fist in a rage) Teacher 1 storms out the staffroom and into the corridor outside with just his trousers and false breasts onCut to corridor
Teacher 1: (Shouts) Who did it?! Which one of you pesky little rodents vomited and pissed inside my breasts?! Student: We took a shit in them too Teacher 1 looks at the palm of hands. His hands have brown stains on them Teacher 1 let's out an angry snarl End of SketchSent from my BlackBerry® wireless device
