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Drinking Whilst Jumping

Setting is inside a building

 A presenter is stood talking into the camera

 

Presenter: Hello. Today I will be showing you how to jump out of a window from the top floor of a very tall building…which I happen to be in now, whilst drinking a glass of orange juice – at the same time!

 

Presenter grabs an empty glass off the window sill

 

He passes it to the camera man to fill up with juice for him (off screen)

 

Presenter takes the now full glass off the camera man

 

Presenter stands on the ledge and looks out the open window

 

The wind blows a tin can onto his face

 

Presenter: Ouch (rubs his face).  (Turns head to face camera) Okay folks….here I am…brrr…it’s a bit breezy! Anyway, here I am attempting to jump from this top floor window whilst drinking a glass of orange juice at the same time whilst in the air…

 

Presenter gestures for the camera man to show the long drop through the camera lens

 

Presenter: You all see that at home I hope…okay…here goes…I will land at the bottom of the building having drunk the orange juice out of this glass…

 

Pause

 

Presenter: (Turns to camera) actually…do you think it would look better if I did this naked? Hmm…actually no, stupid idea, it’s far too cold.

 

The presenter jumps off the ledge

 

(Through the eyes of the camera lens) The camera man runs down five blocks of stairs and exits the building

 

The head of the presenter is resting on the floor outside

 

Presenter’s Head: (Smiles) I did it

 

End of sketch

Posted June 29, 2010