Drinking Whilst Jumping
Setting is inside a building
A presenter is stood talking into the camera
Presenter: Hello. Today I will be showing you how to jump out of a window from the top floor of a very tall building…which I happen to be in now, whilst drinking a glass of orange juice – at the same time!
Presenter grabs an empty glass off the window sill
He passes it to the camera man to fill up with juice for him (off screen)
Presenter takes the now full glass off the camera man
Presenter stands on the ledge and looks out the open window
The wind blows a tin can onto his face
Presenter: Ouch (rubs his face). (Turns head to face camera) Okay folks….here I am…brrr…it’s a bit breezy! Anyway, here I am attempting to jump from this top floor window whilst drinking a glass of orange juice at the same time whilst in the air…
Presenter gestures for the camera man to show the long drop through the camera lens
Presenter: You all see that at home I hope…okay…here goes…I will land at the bottom of the building having drunk the orange juice out of this glass…
Pause
Presenter: (Turns to camera) actually…do you think it would look better if I did this naked? Hmm…actually no, stupid idea, it’s far too cold.
The presenter jumps off the ledge
(Through the eyes of the camera lens) The camera man runs down five blocks of stairs and exits the building
The head of the presenter is resting on the floor outside
Presenter’s Head: (Smiles) I did it
End of sketch
