Hot and Cold - Starring a Tiny Goldfish
Setting Is in a living room
An old man is sat on a chair smoking a pipe A young woman is sat across from him Old man: I'm cold The young woman bends down and switches the fire on Pause Old man: I'm hot The young woman bends down and switches the fire off Pause Old man: I'm cold The young woman bends down and switches the fire on Pause Old man: I'm hot The young woman rolls her eyes in frustration A man wearing a banana suit stood behind her, hits her over the head with a cucumber Old man: I said I'm hot... The young woman bends down and switches the fire off Young woman: How many more hours left? I want to go home! Old man: Only another 586 hours left. I'm cold. The young woman turns around quickly, pulls out a gun and shoots the man in the banana suit. The young woman then jumps out of the window She falls a long way, until eventually landing inside a gigantic fish tank Tiny goldfish: Hello The tiny goldfish stares longingly at the young woman The young woman stares longingly back Cut to church Wedding bells are playing The young woman walks out of the church wearing a brides outfit, with the goldfish inside a bowl clutched in her hands A bow tie is fastened around the rim of the bowl Young woman: (Lifts the bowl up to her face) I will always love you, my dear husband Young woman kisses the bowl. Tiny goldfish: Love you too, my dear. So, can we have sex now? End of SketchSent from my BlackBerry® wireless device
