Social Networking
Setting is on a bus
A man and woman are sat next to each other The woman has a laptop on her knee The laptop is turned on and there is a social networking site visible on the screen Woman: (Laughs) And this is Tom, look at his face! Man: (Laughs) Why does he only have one eye? Woman: We scooped the other one out with a wooden spoon during a sleep over at my house last year...it was hilarious! The man laughs along Pause Man: Eugh! Who on earth is that!? (Points at the screen) Look at her! Or should i say it! Look at her rabbit teeth! She should really get them fixed! And look at that hairstyle! (Laughs) did the hairdresser cut around a bowl whilst doing that? Her hair looks like a mushroom! Ha! The end of a penis! Ha! Penis head! People on the bus start to turn around and give the man strange looks Man: Look at her tits! So saggy! Christ, is she married? Who the hell is it? (Vomits violently on the bus floor) she's disgusting! Woman: That was me two years ago before my surgery. (Slams the laptop shut) (The man holds his vomit in whilst giving the woman a wry smile) End of sketch
