The Fridge
Setting is in a kitchen
A man can be seen packing his grocery shopping inside the fridge His wife is stood behind him She notices some melons in the shopping bag Wife: Melons?! Man: Yes...why? Wife: But we don't like melons! Man: I know...I just thought I'd buy some for the hell of it...you know, to waste money and all that. Wife: But why? Man: Oh just shut up woman and help me pack it all away would you? The melons go in the fruit bowl Wife: (Places the bag of melons in the fruit bowl) Seriously though, why did you buy the melons dear? Man: (Looks annoyed with the fridge packing) Because I needed something to look at Wife: Something to look at? Man: Yes, I needed some big juicy melons to look at. (Looks at wife) Well yours are no good are they, all them babies you've had with your previous blokes down the line, having them suck on them bags of wind for milk, well, it's made them all a bit...baggy. Wife: Baggy?! Man: (Throws a lump of cheese on the floor in frustration) This damn fridge! Full of food! I thought we didn't have any, hence why you sent me to the shops! Wife: Full of food...well what else do you expect to see inside a fridge, dear? The door bell rings Man walks to the front door Man opens the front door A lady is stood at the door holding a tiny fridge Lady: Good day Sir! I'm just wondering if you would like to purchase a portable fridge? Man: Actually, it's funny you should mention that... Lady: You can store all sorts of wonderful things in this fridge, Sir! Socks, jewellery, ha, even tampons for the wife! Man: But wouldn't the socks be a little...cold? Lady: Well that's the beauty of it Sir! Putting on cold items is a bit like having an orgasm in a park, I say! (Pause) Lady; I mean, if you wanted to store food in it, I suppose you could always cut up the wife! (Laughs) The man laughs thoughtfully along with the lady Man: I'll buy it End of sketchSent from my BlackBerry® wireless device
